GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But do we know its origins? This juicy concoction, made from unknown fruits and strange plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Rumors swirl about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength a